Yuletide 2024 (+Madness) reveals
Jan. 1st, 2025 08:01 pm( Read more... )
In order to prevent “frivolous disputations unbefitting the history of our institution” (read: “some kid getting way in over their head, dying, and us getting sued,”) you couldn’t just walk in and demand to fight a snake.
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So I offered this McSweeney's post because it's the kind of thing that's quintessentially Yuletide. There were 8 requests and 27 (non-bucket) offers, so I didn't really expect to match on it, I figured I'd get picked for something rarer. And then I matched on it. And it was like..."deadpan humor about how grad school is an absurd and surreal experience (and also by the way there are snakes)"? I can do that, I do not need to do any "canon review" for that one.
The dead do have power to protect.
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Okay, so what if Quatrevingt-treize, but with ghosts? Actually, if you're willing to accept "everyone talks in paragraphs because Victor Hugo" conceit, a lot of this stayed pretty close to canon. Like, these are lines from the original that fit almost perfectly, except I wanted to rewrite them to not completely plagiarize!
"In the language of Georgette a "momomme" was anything that looked like a man without really being one. Living beings are strangely confused with ghosts in the minds of children."
"I am angry with you for saving me; you did wrong. I would rather have died, for then I should surely see them and know where they are. They would not see me, but I should be near them. The dead must have power to protect." (Michelle to Tellmarch)
Ana gives K a place to hide and recuperate. K returns the favor.
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So the prompts were for hurt/comfort and family feelings. Which is a little smaller-scale than the "hunt down and kill the treacherous robot" plotlines of canon. But, along the lines of the snake fight fic, it was like..."what if this very smart but isolated scientist lady also had migraines...haha...don't need to research that one either /o\" Title is of course from Deckard and Rachael's conversation in the original.
The universe is grand, but love is grander.
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Rand slays the Dark One, and the world is set free. With one exception.
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I never did get around to writing up all my "Memory of Light" thoughts, did I? Well, one of the prompts here was "the whole 'evil is necessary for free will so really you can't live without it' was kind of a cop-out, let's have a better reason why Rand needed to seal up the Dark One instead of just killing it." And...I agree. The whole "a world without of nations, without weapons, without war, where Andor and the Aiel are peacemakers and happy about it...WOULD BE TERRIBLE!" scene didn't stick the landing for me. So this happened. (By which I mean, I was brainstorming ideas almost as soon as I saw the prompt, and wrote the vast majority of it very close to the deadline. As one does.)
The enemy of one's lover is definitely one's enemy.
Just some robot/human cuteness :)El made it almost two weeks through the third timeline before the demodogs showed up.
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This isn't strictly time travel so much as "parallel universes gone wrong," but close enough. My recip had a lot of cool prompts for who El might run into so I tried to combine some of those.
Luke Skywalker has reappeared.
Almost everyone is happy about this.
--The center pawn is loyal to her deities, win or lose. She wishes they'd stick to the normal rules, though.
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Look, if you mention topology in your general likes, I'm gonna take it and run with it.
Never accept a quest from a strange man in a large dragon costume.
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If you mention baseball in your general likes, I'm gonna be like "in this fictional twelfth century? ...actually yes, that makes as much sense as anything else in Galavant." I worked hard on the rhyme for the unicorn part.
There had been talk that Ahasereus had tried to clamp down on the rights of human women in the wake of Vashti’s dramatic abdication. Of course, not even a king could singlehandedly dictate policy for all of the 7-Bits, but it was no surprise that cyborgs were even more paranoid than normal.
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Janduin and Shaiel share a quiet moment in the middle of the war.
--Faile has some questions for Loial. Questions about the Horn of Valere.
--Ficlets in honor of "Blade Runner Month" (November 2019).
Hey, something other than the chapters: 1/1 I pretty much auto-delete!Severus is persuaded to play a Muggle game. Truths are disclosed.
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A few survivors in the dark timeline of "Cursed Child" play Never Have I Ever. That's basically it.
San Diego Padres RPF is the next big thing in the fanfiction world.
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My recip prompted "what would be the most popular ship? ...it's Mike/Livan, isn't it." And I was like "yep, it sure would be."
#InspectTheBall2K19, and other hashtags
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If Ginny was still pitching in 2019 she'd absolutely be angry about the home run totals and sense a conspiracy theory.
An exploration of the Star Wars ship Lando Calrissian/Poe Dameron.
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From Wikipedia, the free intergalactic encyclopedia.
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Wikipedia editors arguing over notability guidelines and capitalization standards after the Animorphs' history gets revealed.
Leia hears a voice deep beneath the water.